Hi, I'm Barney, and this is my site, full of the coolest, funniest and cutest birthday cards ever. There are hundreds of cards all available for you to print totally free of charge.

My card are all split into categories which you can see in the navigation bar on the left hand side. Pick a category and take a look - Here are a few of my printable cards just to get you started.

I have also put together lots of funny birthday card sayings, so if you are stuck with what to write in a card simply copy one of these.

"In the end it's not the years in your life that count it's the life in your years"

"It takes a long time to grow young"

"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything"

"Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world"

"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age"

"Few women admit their age, few men act theirs"

"Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand"

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once"

"Birthdays are good for you, statistics show the people who have the most live longest"

"After all what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow."